ETO'O SIGNS

Chelsea Football Club is delighted to announce the signing of Samuel Eto'o from Anzhi Makhachkala.

The 32-year-old has signed a one-year contract and on finalising the transfer he said: 'I am very happy to be here but also anxious because I want to get playing as soon as possible.

'It wasn't a hard decision. I saw the qualities Chelsea have, and I was very happy with Jose Mourinho before, so when the opportunity came, I was very happy to take it.'

Why we terminated Lekki-Epe deal with LCC – LASG

Lagos State Government, yesterday, said it terminated its concession agreement with Lekki Concession Company, LCC, the concessionaire handling the 49.63 kilometer Eti-Osa-Lekki-Epe Expressway, “to save motorists from paying exorbitant toll tariff on the ever busy road.”

Afro Candy again… offers Beverly Osu porn role

Soft porn movie producer and actress Judith Mazagwu aka Afro Candy has offered ex-Big Brother Africa housemate Beverly Osu a porn actress’ role in her upcoming, unnamed movie.*Afro

Will your salary ever be enough?

The author of ‘Practical Steps to Financial Freedom and Independence,’ Usiere Uko, writes that earning more may not be the solution to financial difficulties

There is one question on the lips of most employees towards the end of the month, from the civil service up to banks, telecoms, multinational companies and anywhere employees are found – “Has the salary entered our account?” This has been upgraded to “have you received the alert.” The similarity does not end there. All workers have another thing in common – the salary is not enough. It has never been enough, it is not enough now and chances are it will never be enough. Generations of workers come and go but the quest remains the same.

Police nab man recording arrest of okada rider

                                               Gregory Muonylilo

The Lagos State Police Command has arrested a medical representative, Gregory Muonylilo, for allegedly video recording policemen who were arresting a commercial motorcyclist.

We learnt that the suspect was arrested at the Amuwo Odofin area of the state by policemen attached to Area E Command.

Lagos cancels Lekki-Epe Expressway concession

    Lekki-Epe Expressway

Controversy surrounding the management of the Lekki-Epe Expressway took a new turn on Tuesday as the Lagos State Government announced the termination of its concession agreement with the Lekki Concession Company.

Already, the state House of Assembly has approved a supplementary budget of N7.5bn to enable the government to fund the acquisition of the existing concession right of the expressway.

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FILL THE FORM IN OWN HAND WRITING AND IN BLOCK LETTERS.


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Please answer the following questions honestly.

The boy with the body of a 110-year-old:

Ali Hussain, 14, suffers from rare genetic disorder that has killed 5 of his siblings &afflicts only 80 people in the world

Ali Hussain, 14, has Progeria which makes his body age eight times faster than norm Two of his brothers and three sisters have died from the genetic disease

Fayemi, Bamidele’s supporters in fresh bloody clash

Supporters of a member of the House of Representatives, Hon. Opeyemi Bamidele and those loyal to the governor, Dr. Kayode Fayemi, yesterday, engaged each other in a bloody clash at Iyin Ekiti, in Irepodun-Ifelodun Local Government area of the state.The two groups had, last week Friday, engaged each other in a bloody clash during the burial of the mother of an

Shocker… Genevieve calls alleged interview with Yes Magazine a lie!

alleged exclusive interview with Yes Magazine, Genevieve Nnaji is quoted to have finally opened up on the kind of man she wants to spend the rest of her life with. She is also quoted to have spoken on an alleged relationship with Kunle Coker and plans to go back to school. Genevieve has however come on social medium twitter to call the interview a lie!The headline to the interview reads…I want God to bless me with the right man & good family.Genevieve is known

Suntai writes assembly, seeks to resume duty

(1) Taraba State Governor Danbaba Suntai being assisted out of an aircraft by his aides at the Nnamdi Azikiwe International Airport, Abuja ... on Sunday; (2) An SUV that conveyed him to the VIP lounge of the airport; (3) Security personnel and aides welcoming him at the Jalingo airport.
| credits: Sam Adeko.

RECUPERATING Governor Danbaba Suntai may have sent a letter to the Taraba State House of Assembly seeking to resume work.

The letter, according to a United States- based Nigerian online news portal, SaharaReporters, was on Monday received by the Speaker of the House of Assembly,Haruna Tsokwa.

‘Stowaway boy thought Arik plane was US-bound’

Stowaway: Pix 1: A teenage boy, Daniel Ihekina, who hid in the tyre hole of Arik Air flying from Benin to Lagos. Pix 2: The boy being led away by security agents.
| credits: File copy

THE teenage stowaway, Daniel Ihekina, who was arrested at the Lagos Airport after flying in the tyre hole of an Arik plane from Benin to Lagos on Saturday morning, thought he was on a US-bound flight.

A source at the Benin Airport who disclosed this said the boy’s parents had already departed for Lagos in search of the stowaway.

NOLLYWOOD Veteran Ngozi Nwosu's 50th birthday party.

Actress Ngozi Nwosu, who battled kidney and heart ailment for a while, turned 50 on August 1 and to celebrate her, Best of Nollywood Ventures threw her a little shindig with her friends and colleagues in attendance. The party held yesterday Wednesday August 21 at the Eagles Park,

parrot

A lady went 2 d store 2 buy a parrot and asks the sales person" whats so special about the parrot.
Sales man says d parrot can talk so d lady asks d parrot "how do i look? D parrot replies "u luk like a

Fraudsters create 19 Olusegun Obasanjo Twitter accounts

Offline, impersonation is a real problem. But as social media becomes increasingly influential in shaping reputations, it has continued to have a fair share of the menace. Fraudsters have devised ways to criminally assume other people’s identities online.

For former President Olusegun Obasanjo, who has yet to register his presence on Twitter, 19 people are already laying claims to his identity on the social network.

Check out The World’s Longest Dreadlocks By Asha Mandela (Amazing Pics)

The sight of Asha Mandela's hair is like something out of a movie, hardly believable until you get a second look. At 55 ft., 7 in., one of her dreadlocks is longer than the length of a bus. The rest of them officially measured 19 ft., 6 in. in 2009 for the Guinness Book of World Records, though they are longer now. They weigh a whopping 39 pounds.
She is 47 and happily married to her 3rd husband. She has been keeping the dreads for 25years now. Meanwhile, doctors have advised her to cut her hair for health reasons.

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NBA urges ASUU not to end strike

                                 Chairman, Nigerian Bar Association, Ikeja Branch, Mr. Monday Ubani

The Ikeja branch of the Nigerian Bar Association has urged the Academic Staff Union of Universities not to end its ongoing strike which started on July 1, 2013 unless its demands are met by the Federal Government.

Chairman of the branch, Mr. Monday Ubani, at a press briefing in Lagos on Wednesday, said the union should stick to its demands to avoid the need for embarking on another round of strike action in few months time.

The demands of the university teachers include the N87bn which the Federal Government agreed to pay to them in 2009 as arrears of their earned allowances.

N100 bribe: Policewoman caught in video arrested

The Lagos State Police Command on Wednesday said it had arrested a policewoman caught in a video footage demanding a bribe of N100 from a commercial bus driver.

Public Relations Officer of the command, Ngozi Braide, told our correspondent on the telephone that the arrest followed a probe of the video which has been circulating on the social media.

One killed as cultists hijack protest against killer cop

                                         The protesters

A resident of Ikorodu, Lagos State, lost his life on Wednesday after suspected cult members and policemen clashed in the area.

We learnt that the violence broke out during a demonstration by commercial motorcycle riders (okada riders), who had taken to the streets to protest against the death of Lekan Ajayi, an okada rider who was killed by a policeman attached to the Rapid Response Squad on Tuesday.

One of our correspondents, who visited the area, observed that the incident resulted in a gridlock, leaving many commuters stranded for hours.

The okada riders and Ajayi’s family members started the protest at the Ojubode area of Ikorodu around 8am before they moved to the Sabo area.

Nse Ntuen,Akwa Ibom LGA Chairman Arrested For Smuggling $82,000 Into USA

The Maryland State Police Department, USA on Sunday morning confirmed the arrest of the Executive Chairman of Udim local government area of Akwa Ibom state, Mr. Nse Ntuen, for smuggling $82, 000 into the United States without declaring it with the Customs officials both in Nigeria and the US.

Nse Ntuen, the Chairman of the Akwa Ibom State Association of Local Governments of Nigeria (ALGON), was on Friday arrested by operatives of the Maryland State Police Department at the BWI International Airport, Baltimore.

Autobiography of Tope Alabi`s prohpet, Elijah Ireti Ajanaku.

Today, we give special honour to a man who deserves a Golden medal in all ramifications. A man of humility, integrity and diligence. An extraordinary man with extraordinary powers doing extraordinary things.

Parentage And Birth
God’s grace in Pastor Ajanaku life has been evident since his childhood. He was born into a Muslim home. He was named Abass by his biological father until his re-birth to Elijah. After his birth, a prophecy was foretold that he should be taken to the village river for a bath. As his parents arrived the river to do as they were told, a strange python appeared and they fled leaving only little Iretiola by the river. To their amazement as they returned to the river side, they saw the python watching over Ireti not harming him, and walked away at the influx of people.

Details surrounding the death of Prophet Ajanaku, the former pastor of Tope Alabi has been released.

The founder and pastor in charge of the Christ Revival Church International located in Baruwa in Ayobo-Ipaja, Lagos, died in his sleep on Saturday August 17, 2013.
It was gathered that the controversial prophet died in his sleep on Saturday after a nurse administered sedatives to calm down his nerves after his situation got worse.
He reportedly didn’t wake up from his sleep.
His dead body was brought

Policewoman caught on video demanding N100 bribe

Barely two weeks after a police sergeant, Chris Omeleze, was dismissed after being caught on video demanding a bribe of N25,000, another footage showing a policewoman negotiating a bribe of N100 has surfaced on YouTube.

The video footage, which circulated on the video-sharing website on Monday, showed the policewoman sitting in a commercial bus which she had apprehended at a yet-to-be identified location in Lagos.

The driver and the conductor, who had passengers in their bus, were seen making efforts to pacify the policewoman so that they could be allowed to continue with their journey; but their pleas went unheeded.

Soon, the driver got infuriated and slammed the policewoman, saying, “Don’t abuse me because of N100. How much is N100? Me I don pass N100.”

Breaking News: Pastor Ajanaku Is Dead The EX Spiritual father of Tope Alabi

Breaking News: Pastor Ajanaku Is Dead The X Spiritual father of Tope Alabi, the popular gospel singer is said to have kicked the bucket. He reportedly died yesterday night in his sleep after a brief illness in his hometown, Gbogan.

Eat soya for healing and nutrition

More often than not, when you have the opportunity to speak with aged people — say people in their 80s, the most important question that usually comes to mind is the secret of their longevity, especially in this part of the world where life expectancy is less than 50.

One thing usually stands out in their answers, and it’s the fact that they eat more plant foods and less of animal protein — in addition to other healthy habits that they have maintained over the years, such as not smoking, and not taking alcoholic or sugary beverages.

And in these days of ‘preventive medicine’ which aims at nipping diseases in the bud before they find time to thrive in the human body, physicians also encourage us to dump junk and processed foods in favour of natural, lightly cooked foods.

Former Nigerian female footballer, Iyabo Abade now living as a man

Former Super Falcons striker Iyabo Abade lived for many years as a hermaphrodite - a person with male and female organ. She/he had surgery in the US in 2004 and is now living as a man named James Johnson. Punch caught up with him recently and he opened up about his life
Now that you are a man, has it been easy playing men’s football?
I thank God for how far He has brought me. I have made every effort to get to the top as a footballer but there is no support from anywhere, even the Nigeria Football Federation. I am just trying on my own to get to the top but it hasn’t been easy. You go for trials and you do well and you are recruited but after sometime, they will start acting funny; they use my past against me. I try to ensure that I don’t let clubs know who I am. I don’t like telling them that I am the former Iyabo Abade; I have to go there like every other normal player and fight for a place in the team. But when they hear that former Iyabo Abade has signed for either Crown FC or Plateau United, they start discriminating against me.

We’ll push out PDP in 2015 – Buhari

Former Head of State, Maj.-Gen. Muhammadu Buhari (retd),

A veteran presidential candidate and a major stakeholder in the newly-registered All Progressives Congress, Maj.-Gen. Muhammadu Buhari (retd.) on Tuesday said the new party was determined to push out the ruling Peoples Democratic Party in 2015.

“The APC is focus-driven to push the PDP out of power by 2015,” Buhari told members of the Democratic Emancipation Movement who paid him a courtesy visit in Kaduna.

But the PDP said on Tuesday that Buhari, who ruled Nigeria as a military Head of State between 1983 and 1985, was day-dreaming.

Video & photos: Beverly and Angelo have sex in the BBA House

The action went down tonight, around 11pm. I saw this one live no be say hear say. (Took the photos above with my phone). Angelo took her from behind under the sheets (first pic above). They were grinding like mad and you could hear their loud moaning. Choi! Beverly ooo.

They also got hot and heavy last night in the bathtub. Not sure if it's sex though. Video and pics after the cut.. (18 and above biko)

In case cholera breaks out around you

If you have been reading the news lately, you must have learnt that there have been outbreaks of cholera in a state in the South-West while many have been infected in the northern parts of the country. In fact, since 1972, the country has, at one point or the other, battled seasonal outbreaks of this water-borne disease.

Is cholera a disease you should worry about? Yes, because it is an intestinal infection and could be scary, especially in children whose antibodies are not yet strong enough to fight off the infection like adults.

Worse still, among adults and kids alike, cholera can lead to death in severe cases in less than 72 hours.

Most people get cholera from drinking impure water or eating food contaminated with a type of bacteria called Vibrio cholera.

Is Amaechi a traitor?

Chibuike Amaechi, the Governor of Rivers State is no stranger to controversy. His political trajectory since be broke into national limelight as a two-term speaker of his state’s House of Assembly has so far portrayed him as a man who has never shied away from confronting his adversaries. Neither has he shown docility in staking a claim to what he thinks rightly belongs to him. The loquacious governor has fought many battles in his brief political career.

Get round body odour with healthy habit

Body odour, just like mouth odour, is an unpleasant thing that anybody can grapple with. Medically referred to as bromhidrosis, experts say body odour occurs when the bacteria on the skin’s surface breaks down sweat into acid, releasing malodorous chemical compounds in the process.

They note that the most active regions of perspiration include the hands, feet, armpits and the groin area because of a relatively high concentration of sweat glands in those areas. Consequently, they aver, body odour is most likely to occur in those parts of the body and on the rest of the skin in extreme cases.